Dentist Jokes with Polished Dental!

Dentist Jokes with Sang from Polished Dental!

We love a good joke just as much as anyone and some of the funniest jokes are about teeth! Here are some of our favourites!

  • What do dentists call their x-rays?…… Tooth Pics!
  • What does the dentist of the year get? ….. A little Plaque!
  • Guess what time the man went to the dentist?… Tooth-hurty! (2:30)
  • Why are false teeth like stars?…… They only come out at night!
  • What game do you play if you don’t take care of your teeth?……… Tooth (truth) or Consequences.
  • Why is a toothless dog like a tree?………It has more bark than bite.
  • Why is 4,840 square yards like a bad tooth ?…….. Because it is an acre!

Next time you’re in at Polished Dental, we’d love you to share your favourite tooth related joke with us! Contact the friendly team to book your next appointment today. 

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