Dentist Jokes with Sang from Polished Dental!
We love good dentist jokes just as much as anyone! Here are some of our favourites!
- What do dentists call their x-rays?…… Tooth Pics!
- What does the dentist of the year get? ….. A little Plaque!
- Guess what time the man went to the dentist?… Tooth-hurty! (2:30)
- Why are false teeth like stars?…… They only come out at night!
- What game do you play if you don’t take care of your teeth?……… Tooth (truth) or Consequences.
- Why is a toothless dog like a tree?………It has more bark than bite.
- Why is 4,840 square yards like a bad tooth ?…….. Because it is an acre!
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Next time you’re in at Polished Dental, we’d love you to share your favourite tooth related joke with us! Contact the friendly team to book your next appointment today.



